Some Favorite Quotes:

"Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most"
Ozzy Osbourne
"I have sworn upon the Altar of God eternal hostility to every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
Thomas Jefferson
"Get correct views of life, and learn to see the world in its true light. It will enable you to live pleasantly, to do good, and, when summoned away, to leave without regret."
Robert E. Lee
"I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care."
Dave Barry
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
Yogi Berra
"Anything in life worth having is worth working for."
Andrew Carnegie
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent."
Napoleon I
"No matter where you go, there you are."
Unknown
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
Bumper Sticker
 "It's always darkest just before it goes totally black."
Col. Hannibal
from The A-Team
 "Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead."
Benjamin Franklin
 "He who dares to teach must never cease to learn."
R.H. Dann
Memorable Quotes from People I Know
"Now, I know it seems like I'm getting a little off track here, but you'll understand when I'm through... I hope."
Bob Hopper
 "You know, I remember a time when..."
Rod Webb
 "Better than I deserve."
Jim Wilkins (when asked "How are you doing?")
 "Where's my cheesecake?"
Neil Delmar
 "It needs an LED." and
 "I need just ONE more electron!"
Brian
 "I'm excellent! Terrific! Never been better!"
Chris
(when asked "How are you doing?" while shaking your hand furiously)
 "Man, bump that!" and
 "Dude, that's friggin' gay."
Tim
 "I'm an engineer, not an English major!" and
 "I really need to study, but I'm going sailing instead."
Danny
 "I won't be in town - I'm going to another wedding this weekend."
Tom
 "Hey girls, I'm legal now!"
James
 "Settle down, sir. You are out of control."
Jonathan
 "Whoa, there tiger!"
Freddie
 "That is blatant faggotry!"
 "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to rock."
Sam
 "Your mom."
Valid (and oft-used) response to almost any question or statement
 "Hi hun-nee!"
Georgette Farrell (to pretty much everybody)
 "You see what I have to put up with?"
Mom (referring to me) :-D
 "You know how I like < food name here>? When it's eat by me."
Dad


Memorable Quotes from Yours Truly
"Better you than me brother/sister/kiddo."
 "Rock on!"
 "Yeppers."
 "Settle down, Beavis."
 "Combine an elephant with a rhino and you'll have my answer."
 "Caffeine's a hellova drug!"
 "Ah.... no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
 "I'm an historian, not a ."


Some Favorite Bible Verses:

        "When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained; What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him? For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour. Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet." - Psalm 8.3-6 (AV)
        "For surely I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord, plans for your welfare and not for harm, to give you a future with hope. Then when you call upon me and come and pray to me, I will hear you." - Jeremiah 29.11-12 (NRSV)
        "Call to me, and I will answer you; I will tell you wonderful and marvelous things that you know nothing about." - Jeremiah 33.3 (TEV)
        "You have already been told what is right and what Yahweh wants of you. Only this, to do what is right, to love loyalty, and to walk humbly with your God." - Micah 6.8 (NJB)
        "And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love Him, who have been called according to His purpose." - Romans 8.28-9 (NIV)
        "Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us.  For I am persuaded that neither death nor life, nor angels nor principalities nor powers, nor things present nor things to come,  nor height nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to separate us from the love of God which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Romans 8.37-39 (NKJV)
        "It is a trustworthy statement, deserving full acceptance, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners, among whom I am foremost {of all.} " - I Timothy 1.15 (NAS)